Saturday, August 11, 2012

Ron Jeremy/Asia Carrera for President

I would like to suggest why I think Ron Jeremy would be a good candidate for President and why Asia Carrera should be his Vice President. Think about it. With Obama and Romney we are going to get screwed so why not get screwed by professionals.

Ron Jeremy has a B.A in Education and Theater and a Master's Degree in Special Education. As a former teacher we can count on Ron Jeremy to put the needs of our children first. We will never have to worry about Ron Jeremy trying to cut spending on education, something both Romney and Obama have proposed. Obama in a budget proposal to congress last year tried to limit Pell Grants and other benefits to higher education in order to fund increases in lower education.

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Ron Jeremy is also a fan of the arts and is a very talent pianist and for those who think he can't win over a crowd I suggest you watch this interview here.

Ron Jeremy is also a master debater. I will pause while you giggle for a moment. In 2006 he had a series of debates with pastor Craig Gross. So he can easily take on either Romney or Obama and doesn't need a teleprompter to do it.

Asia Carrera is a member of Mensa with an IQ of 156. She is a very smart woman. Over 9000 times smarter than Sarah Palin. She not only runs her own website, but also wrote the code for it. Like Jeremy, she also is a talented musician and wrote the score for many of her films. Unlike many in the porn industry, she never did a scene where she was debased or humiliated. She called the shots and chose who she worked only with those she wanted to. She is a mother of two children, and will be an asset to our nation.

So in conclusion I would like to throw my support for the Jeremy/Carrera ticket. If America is going to be screwed, let's get screwed by the best.