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Saturday, August 30, 2014

There is such a thing as a Bad BJ

Ok so I met this girl she looked to be in her early thirties.  We hit it off and I offered to take her out to dinner.  She tells me that she already ate but wanted to go to my place.  Well there is a red flag, I never met a lady who turned down a free dinner.  If nothing else just get desert right?

Due to my job, I travel some.  So for the past few weeks I have been at this hotel.  So we go inside and in the elevator to my room.  I light a scented candle.  At first I thought we were just going to sit and cuddle but thankfully I always carry condoms.  I take them everywhere.  You never know when luck will strike and I don't raw dog.  I don't want to be a guest on Maury taking a DNA test.